If there’s one film that has had enough secrecy wrapped round it other than Joss Whedon’s upcoming superhero spectacular, The Avengers (I’m not adding the Assemble, I’m just not), it’s Josh Whedon’s upcoming horror film, The Cabin In The Woods. Carrying that unsuspecting title of which a number of other horror films have set their hellish ordeal in the past, this particular cabin in the woods isn’t your typical youngster luring, evil attracting shag pad as the new trailer from Fear.net clearly indicates. That is of course if you really want to risk watching it.
Showing a fair bit more in terms of what befalls this group of happy-go-get some nookie teens led by Chris Hemsworth (who is without a Thor/Huntsman like beard for once) it’s clear that the gut spewing, blood curdling terror headed their way isn’t doing so of it’s own accord but is being controlled by a much higher power. Are the feds in on this? Is it some sort of messed up reality show? Am I giving too much away? Well I have no idea, I don’t know what bloomin’ happens in this bloomin’ film.
Anywhoo, for the daring bunch of you out there who want to know what’s what by all means dip your bread. Even then we doubt you’ll know as much as we do, that is until April 13th when The Cabin In The Woods finally opens its doors.